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Greedy Hooker: 10 ways for guys to improve their sex life

(GREED) – Are you expecting advice on positions or special moves? Wrong. That’s how guys get off. Women like different things, there are very few acts that all women love. We’re complicated and beautiful creatures. But there are little things you can do to make us more comfortable and that will make it easier for us to get to where we need to be, that means you’ll get to where you need to be.

1. Clean yourself. It’s important. If we know you’re clean everywhere, things that might be off-limits aren’t.

2. Don’t push. So you push a girl into having sex before she wants. Guess what? It sucks. If she’s not into it, it won’t be any good.

3. Don’t treat your release like toxic material. You want us to be cool with it going wherever you want to spray it, but freak out if it gets on you?

4. Choose the setting. The backseat of your car might be the only option when you’re in high school. It shouldn’t be by the time you’re 20. Remember, if we’re comfortable we’re better.

5. Cut your fingernails. If you’re a handy guy, remember that skin is delicate. Scratching us up down there isn’t good for anyone.

6. Slow and steady gets more play. I’m glad you’re comfortable with your sexuality enough to try that and it’s cool that you watch adult videos four hours per day, but you don’t need to pull out every trick in the book during the first session.

7. Don’t make me change positions every 60 seconds. Again, I’m glad you’re open to experimenting, but we need some time with consistent simulation to get where we need to be.

8. Watch your damn mouth. Some women like being called names. Most don’t.

9. Get verbal consent or a very clear signal before trying anything extremely different. It takes us longer to build up and we can be permanently placed out of the mood by having to stop you from trying out something new. If you make me sound like a dolphin, the chances of me getting to the final destination are slim. I’m no longer into it. If I’m no longer into it, it becomes boring.

10. Talk about it. A lot. Find out what she likes. She might be timid about saying what she likes, but these conversations make her more comfortable and give you some guidance.

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